Friday, December 10, 2010

Yea I really just said that, well kind of

Is it called "saying" it if it happens in your own head... ok well whatever... Here's a conversation that literally just happened in my head (don't act like you don't have conversations with yourself) I'm not schizophrenic people... shut up.

I sat down with a bowl of Campbells Chicken & Stars...

"what cute little stars, I don't think I've ever actually had the stars before...
haha I wonder if these come up whole just like ramen and spaghetti o's...
(remember that drunken highschool night with the regurgitated spahgetti-o's whoa...)
speaking of which, why in the hell do they come up whole like that??
I mean don't people chew their food or are these super noodles or something...
and even if you didn't chew that well the acid in your stomach should surely break them down...
I remember learning about hydrochloric acid in chemistry class, that shit is gnarly, no star would stand up to that!
They should've made that one of the chemistry teaching experiments, "The Effects of HCl on Chicken & Stars"
ha...
But seriously why am I still eating toddler food... I mean Spaghetti O's, ramen, chicken & stars... really my tastebuds should've evolved a little better than that...
Well I guess I do eat things like Fois Gras, hummus, leeks, and lots of bizarre cuisine, maybe I just have an appreciation for the classics.
I hope my kid doesn't end up eating ramen his whole life..."

Conclusions: I may have a slight case of ADD, I should be in charge of the highschool chemistry program, and Chicken & Stars is seriously delish. The end.


1 comments:

ellejaysays said...

Hah! It's ok.. I have random conversations with myself as well ;)

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