Monday, August 24, 2009

Week 23: Stretchmarks OH…NO…



So I thought that my boobs were NOT getting bigger these past 5 months. I mean they seem more full and nicely plump but nothing crazy, I’m still wearing the same bra… well apparently I’m either in denial or completely oblivious because I got out of the shower the other day to discover tiny red lines on my poor boobs! OH…NO… Weirdly they are on the bottom, not the sides or tops like I would’ve thought but on the bottom… what is that??! Yes they are small and apparently “not that bad” according to Hubbs but I am flipping out. First of all, where was I when this happened! I will gladly put up with some stretchmarks on the boobs but I better be sporting a triple FFF rack for my troubles ok so needless to say I’m a little disappointed. Now it’s off to the store to buy Mederma and any other home remedies I can find to get RID of them…. Good riddance ugly stretchmarks I WILL find a way to get rid of them! After finally seeing this I notice that it probably is time to get another bra or two, I’m down to just one that I can still fit into… so sparing strangers the ugly sight of my ladies pouring out everywhere I guess I’ll get a new one and up the cup size…

Luckily Rand McNally has spared my belly from an equally ugly roadmap and hopefully it will hold out for 17 more weeks!

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